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My name is DeAnna. Friends call me Dee.

I also answer to Queen Radical, Professor,

and Momma Biscuit.

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Royal Court of Radical 

Welcome to the kingdom of Radical, a magical land ruled by Queen Radical, aka the Rad Queen. The Royal Court of Radical is composed of many wonderful individuals who are not peasants. These splendid people are known as Radicands. If your name does not appear on this roster, then you might be at risk of being a peasant, and you should take action to reverse your situation right away. Remember, my philosophy is always peasant until proven royalty. 

Her Majesty the Queen 

• Knights: 

- King of Rock and Roll: Dame Smo [personal bodyguard and crazed madwoman who eats all of the Queen’s royal mashed potatoes; uncontested second in command who kicks all you peasants to the curb with her custom baby seal leather boots and doesn’t take kindly to peasants questioning her authority; also she is married to the queen as her heterosexual life partner]

- Master Commander of the Outer Planets: Dame Danielle [doubles as court jester, keeps the Queen company on slow days when few subjects visit the throne room]

• Sorcerers, Magicians, and the like: 

- Seer: Demia [prophet and astrologer with a unique sense of humor] 

- Master Level 64 Warlock of Glitter Kittens: Butts [Liz just has a lot of feelings] 

- Apothecary: Elizabeth [court drug dealer and voluntary peace keeper] 

• Grand Masters of a Trade: 

- Archery Trainer: Kali [teaches the younglings how to handle bows and arrows so they can grow up into Hawkeyes and Katnisses and Legolases and Meridas; wears a green tunic and a green pointy hat. and you pronounce her name kay-lee] 

- The Santa of Happy Feels: Cedar [let it be said that it is he you should go to if advice is sought, or one is in need of cheering up; is also known to draw things and has nearly limitless knowledge of all things outdoorsy] 

- Architect: Maddie [built both the summer and winter castles and does any remodeling the Queen so desires; also designs the Queen’s dreams for her] 

- Hattress: Jess [keeps the heads of the kingdom warm with her crazy creations, including the precious head of her majesty the Queen, as well as those about to lose them] 

• Dukedom: 

- Grand Duchess: Breanna [presides over the land of Trekkery and ensures proper respect for Lord Karl Urban] 

- Duke of Butts: Annie [officially in charge of everything related to the rearest of ends] 

• Lords and Ladies: 

- Lady Abadeer: Hannah [keeps the kingdom from growing dull by filling the people’s lives with adventure and their tummies with pastries] 

- Lord of Halloween: Pumpkin Prince [a tad dark, but creative and talented; keeps the townspeople on their toes] 

• Other Nobles: 

- Minister of External Affairs: Commissioner Cave [concerned with matters outside the kingdom (being an outsider himself), Cave explores lands for only the finest cargo worthy of shipping; he accepts sexy accents as a form of currency] 

- King of the Highway, Prince of the Boulevard, Duke of the Avant Garde: JJ [the world is her backyard] 

- Ambassador to Nerdfighteria: Rachel [works two jobs: maintaining the jokes bond between the kingdoms of Radical and Nerdfighteria and maintaining her position as most jokes dancer in all the land; spends her free time cataloging feels] 

• Other Citizens of the Kingdom: 

- Royal Archivist: Sportula [who spends entirely too much time among the dusty tomes of the Royal Library and jealously guards the books from vandals and hooligans] 

- The Queen’s Number One Endearing Hobo: Richard [Mangos hangs outside the castle and begs for money; known by few yet loved by all] 

- Seneschal: Lady Jeanne [oversees the day-to-day running of the Queen’s household, makes sure any spare wagonloads of cabbages are relocated and guest rooms have clean linens and fresh flowers] 

If you care to join my Royal Court, just drop the position/title by which you would like to be recognized in the ask of your Queen, along with any suggestions for your wee description. Have a pleasant day.