You look far too sexy for someone who just got beat up by a giant green monster.
Stop being so sexual, Tom.
loki odinson, 17, junior
the lanky, pale, pessimistic, insightful, and probably pyschopathic younger brother of the hunky foreign guy with great hair. he’s often seen lurking around Thor, unnerving his brother’s friends and then giggling about it before disappearing again. has a very unsettling smile and gorgeous green eyes, but no one’s ever seen him with a girlfriend. or any friend. at all. his only friend seems to be his ridiculous amount of pets at home, and his leather. he’s never seen without at least one piece of leather on. he rarely ever talks, except when he’s sarcastically pointing out the obvious to Thor, or explaining something Thor says, or reading Thor’s mind and telling everyone, or just being a general dick in everyday conversation. he’s fluent in a number of languages and will call you horrible names just to see your confused expression. then he will giggle and run away. foreign guys are weird.
