MYSELF AND MY SMO ON SUPERHERO DAY (WHICH WAS TODAY)
I LOVE SPIRIT WEEK SO MUCH
ALSO LOOK AT OUR MATCHING PANTS
WE ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THOSE SERIOUSLY
ASK SMO AND SHE WILL TELL YOU HOW WE CAME TO HAVE THEM
BUT ANYWAY I GOT THIS PICTURE FROM THE YEARBOOK PICTURE TAKING LADY
I HOPE THIS GETS IN THE YEARBOOK
IT WOULD BE A GIANT LEAP FOR NERDFIGHTER KIND IF IT DID
WORLDSUCK WOULD PROBABLY DECREASE A BIT
WOW YES SO EXCITED WOW
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Official logos for the upcoming Marvel movies.
i would watch this everyday.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
I have this headcanon where Steve’s son his born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)
JUST WHEN I’VE DRIED MY TEARS FROM ONE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN
YOU HAVE TO THROW ANOTHER, WORSE ONE AT ME
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, TUMBLR
When they found Cap in the ice, everyone at SHIELD was excited to see how Coulson would react. No one expected him to pull out his mobile phone and call his mother, of all people.
But after so long, Phil thought that Peggy Carter-Coulson deserved to know.
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it’s like working with children.
Body swaps for wibblety
Here’s a vintage photo of a 1942 newsstand—the young reader having made the wise choice of an issue of CAPTAIN AMERICA COMICS.
This is probably funny to no one but me, but I LOL every single time.
Assembling … into your hearts.
capsikle asked: “How does Fury wake up the avengers?”