I also answer to Queen Radical, Professor,

and Momma Biscuit.

fishingboatproceeds:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

julianunes:

edwardspoonhands:

effyeahnerdfighters:

BABY

BABY

BABY

BABY

BABY

BABY

BABY

theanimalblog:

Small Goat

Thanks to [x]

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is freakin’ Thor

Look how boss he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

erindizmo:

#Odin on a pogo stick #it’s the same expression #almost 40 years #and he still makes the same unimpressed face #cutie pie

od3sta:

WAIT SO I JUST ASKED MY MOM.

AND IF THIS POST GETS 1,000 NOTES AND IF I CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET

I WILL GET A CAT

…

I KNOW OMFG THIS WILL GET NOTHING BUT PLEASE I AM B E G G I N G YOU I USED TO HAVE A CAT BUT NOW I DON’T BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK AND JUST FEELINGS BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET I JUST NEED 1000 NOTES BECAUSE MY MOM IS STUBBORN LIKE THAT PleASE.

Dudes, you gotta admit - this is totally worth it. Seriously, think about it. This is a truly noble cause. In the name of all things cute and cuddly, I daresay you have no honor if you do not help in some way, even if only by liking. A reblog, however, is hardly too much to ask, if I do say so myself. Come on. We’re talking about a kitty here. This is very important. As in urgent. As in red alert, all fandoms stand by for deployment. As in we interrupt this tumblr dashboard to bring you A REAL LIVE CAT. Come on, guys. Where’s your sense of what really matters? Where is it, I say? That’s what I thought. 

Aww. The poor thing looks so sad!