Look how boss he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
THE BLESSING OF THOR
WAIT SO I JUST ASKED MY MOM.
AND IF THIS POST GETS 1,000 NOTES AND IF I CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET
I WILL GET A CAT
I KNOW OMFG THIS WILL GET NOTHING BUT PLEASE I AM B E G G I N G YOU I USED TO HAVE A CAT BUT NOW I DON’T BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK AND JUST FEELINGS BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET I JUST NEED 1000 NOTES BECAUSE MY MOM IS STUBBORN LIKE THAT PleASE.
Dudes, you gotta admit - this is totally worth it. Seriously, think about it. This is a truly noble cause. In the name of all things cute and cuddly, I daresay you have no honor if you do not help in some way, even if only by liking. A reblog, however, is hardly too much to ask, if I do say so myself. Come on. We’re talking about a kitty here. This is very important. As in urgent. As in red alert, all fandoms stand by for deployment. As in we interrupt this tumblr dashboard to bring you A REAL LIVE CAT. Come on, guys. Where’s your sense of what really matters? Where is it, I say? That’s what I thought.